A group of friends were out on the town for a birthday celebration. It was eat, drink, and be merry, though not in that order. All was well with the night until the….Chapstick Incident. You see there are those times in life when one discovers perhaps they don’t really know their friends at all. And this was one of those nights.
A female member of the band of merry misfits returned from the restroom with a torrid tale of adventurous Chapstick. She explained how upon entering the stall, her Chapstick lept from her hands, into the waiting toilet below. Without a thought she rescued the Chapstick, removed the cap and found that Alas! It was dry inside! So….she….USED IT!
In case you have figured this out yet, this was a bunch of people in a bar celebrating a birthday. So yes, she retrieved her Chapstick from a BAR TOILET AND USED IT!!!!!