The Top Things Jay Z Worries About
The Top Things Jay Z Worries About

Even though Jay Z is filthy-rich, married to Beyoncé, and has a beautiful daughter . . . he’s still got problems. Here are The Top Things Jay Z Worries About.

Whenever Beyoncé asks if a dress makes her butt look big.

When he asks the butler to bring ’round the Bentley, but instead he drives up in the Rolls.

Only being remembered by future generations as “a friend of one of Kim Kardashian’s husbands.”

Having another kid and trying to come up with a name as insufferably pretentious as “Blue Ivy.”

People doing the math and realizing that the song only mentions, like, 11 problems.

That Beyoncé will look closely at his face.

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