Why Santa Must Be a Woman
Why Santa Must Be a Woman

Think about it … Christmas is not only warm, fuzzy and nurturing – but it involves lots of planning and organization – which means a woman has to be in charge of it! Here are some other reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man:

Men can’t pack a bag.

Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.

Men don’t answer their mail.

Men would refuse to allow their belly to be described as a “bowlful of jelly.”

Men aren’t interested in stockings unless somebody’s wearing them.

Having to do the “Ho Ho Ho” thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.

Being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. (

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